The system has detected | Mark J. Nelson

The system would like to announce (audio) that it has successfully detected:

1957
...a parity error at some stage of the process

1958
...a very great class of errors

1959
...an enemy sub at an undisclosed range

1960
...aerial activity and computed the predicted points of impact of the objects detected

1961
...a signal buried in random noise that could not be detected even by observers who knew what to look for

1962
...earthquakes at a distance of 200 to 250 km

1963
...93 per cent of all fires to which it was exposed

1964
...air mass interfaces in clear air

1965
...its first intruder

1966
...many coding errors

1967
...ICBM launchings several thousand miles away

1968
...an optimum and moved towards it

1969
...Earth's presence

1970
...buried openings

1971
...the presence of an emotional word

1972
...an interspecies reactivity of rat, hamster, and cat viruses

1973
...a transaction record without a corresponding master record

1974
...errors attributable to analysts

1975
...wooden patrol boats and minesweepers with steel decks in up to twenty-six-foot seas

1976
...uninitialized variable error due to the misspelling of PI

1977
...an error which took place internally during the Enter operation

1978
...anteriorly located intracranial aneurysms by their characteristic signals

1979
...several situations in which an inappropriate distribution of the drug may have been taking place

1980
...a number of anomalies in the sense of LCSAJs which visually appear executable but in fact are not

1981
...a hard fault

1982
...seven times more defects than the human inspector

1983
...insufficient disk space while attempting to create a contiguous file

1984
...small air-filled cavities and metal rods in brick walls

1985
...AN ERROR!!

1986
...submarines at great distances and localised some to fairly narrow areas

1987
...a failure in the primary component

1988
...two deviations from the assumptions made by the usual analysis of co-variance model

1989
...explosive earthquakes as well as other shallow events not accompanied by explosive activity

1990
...an internal lack of consistency in the generated internal code

1991
...the item you were looking at

1992
...accidents on video tapes

1993
...this fault and the B side immediately took control and flew the remainder of the mission with complete mission success

1994
...a reasoning failure

1995
...the false presupposition that there are people working on 20 projects

1996
...an intruder occupying as little as 0.01% of the area

1997
...the license plate of a vehicle traveling at 100 mph

1998
...financially beneficial opportunities

1999
...texture defects, sewing without the fabric, defective cutting, and misplacement of pantyhose

2000
...the repair "I cannot no I can"

2001
...problems with the patient that clinicians had not identified

2002
...nothing (which was the objective)

2003
...the modem as a legacy device

2004
...a potential pedestrian slipping under the bus

2005
...that the user has decided to view another topic intensely

2006
...an invariant goal and it is not equal to the current visual state

2007
...the user's intention

2008
...topological defects inside a multilayer

2009
...her behavioral change and has identified her as a malicious participant

2010
...a strange pattern in your click rate and is acting to protect its advertisers from paying for nothing

Sources: varied. You should be able to google them, though.